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May 24, 2016

Area woman has various household concerns. Area woman unable to have sex with husband for nine years. Area woman says home is rotting beneath her feet. Area woman reported as

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The Offended

May 31, 2016

One day I murdered some journalists because they offended me. Another day I murdered a Muslim couple because they offended me. Did I say a couple? Let’s put that

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The i

February 24, 2016

d1 = the s1 = d1+ I p1 = in p6 = midst d2 = a v1 = is p2 = of p7 = on d3 = an o1 = d2 + text p3 = by p8 = round p4 = through p9 = for p5 = with p10 = without m1 = p1 +

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New Message

January 27, 2016

New Message To: The White Deer Run Methadone clinic Subject: The urge to condense beauty I have sprung from fields into woodlands. I inject the hibiscus into veins. Stray

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Hours: A Dislocated Day (Or Lines)

May 4, 2016

A fig named Panig fell from his tree onto the dew-soaked grass. The morning smelt like a wet towel much like yet not quite like another morn from another year. Pilot Vinayak

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