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AREA WOMAN HAS VARIOUS HOUSEHOLD CONCERNS

May 24, 2016

Area woman has various household concerns. Area woman unable to have sex with husband for nine years. Area woman says home is rotting beneath her feet. Area woman reported as

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Flash Fiction

The Offended

May 31, 2016

One day I murdered some journalists because they offended me. Another day I murdered a Muslim couple because they offended me. Did I say a couple? Let’s put that

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Interactive

The i

February 24, 2016

d1 = the s1 = d1+ I p1 = in p6 = midst d2 = a v1 = is p2 = of p7 = on d3 = an o1 = d2 + text p3 = by p8 = round p4 = through p9 = for p5 = with p10 = without m1 = p1 +

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Correspondence

New Message

January 27, 2016

New Message To: The White Deer Run Methadone clinic Subject: The urge to condense beauty I have sprung from fields into woodlands. I inject the hibiscus into veins. Stray

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Lists

Hours: A Dislocated Day (Or Lines)

May 4, 2016

A fig named Panig fell from his tree onto the dew-soaked grass. The morning smelt like a wet towel much like yet not quite like another morn from another year. Pilot Vinayak

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The Offended

May 31, 2016

One day I murdered some journalists because they offended me. Another day I...

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AREA WOMAN HAS VARIOUS HOUSEHOLD CONCERNS

May 24, 2016

Area woman has various household concerns. Area woman unable to have sex with...

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Such a Tongue Twister! 

May 21, 2016

Say it 3 times as fast as you can;  Your mouth will be a garbage can:  It’s...

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The Friendship

May 18, 2016

This woman said to me, Give me your son, that we may eat him today, and we will...

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Bone picker 

May 16, 2016

A dishwasher at 14, I had enough dough to afford a burn or two before work....

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ironbound: irony in the flesh

May 13, 2016

“ironbound – a blog is a love letter to the place where I grew up, and...

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AREA WOMAN RECOUNTS HER NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE

May 11, 2016

Area woman killed in high-rise. Area woman killed in house fire. Area woman...

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Four Notable Presidential Moments in Photographic History

May 9, 2016

– 1843 –  John Quincy Adams becomes the first president to have his...

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